Little Mermaid becomes Bronze

If Little Mermaid could talk she'll be very upseat to see her skin turned super dark. She should be in the water to be able to swim and to stay wet and white. Since she turned into bronze, she's now enjoying a year round sun bathing without the necessary protection like sun-block for her skin and without health insurance to cover whatever illness she'll get soon. Sad and funny. WHAT IF SHE CAN REALLY TALK? What do you think?